the paleness

the paleness

Life has different ways of testing you. Either nothing happens at all, or everything happens all at once.

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How do I get my cat to stop clawing up the carpet?

Answer:

thenightvalepost:

You ask your carpet to start clawing your cat in retaliation. I know that sounds rough, but sometimes you need sentient flooring to enforce pet training. Soon your cat will learn and your carpet will quiet back down to his usual semi-conscious amorphous being. 

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
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Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
crookedindifference:

Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
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Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
crookedindifference:

Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
crookedindifference:

Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
crookedindifference:

Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
crookedindifference:

Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
crookedindifference:

Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
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Happy 56th Anniversary NASA
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The Lego Movie (2014)